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8447 Santa Monica Blvd.
West Hollywood CA 90069
(323) 654-2287
  • Tuesdays @ 9:00pm

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QUIZ RECAP

Tue Mar 27 2018
| by Quizmaster Christopher Handschuch
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Captain's Log, Stardate 2018.3

There were more than usual tonight. Multiplying like Gremlins after the irregular LA rainstorm. Hungry for their HQ fix, wanting wings and trivia, they descended upon Barney's.

There was only me against the rising horde. My crew scattered, hosting their own horrors. Wielding a faulty pen and the answers, I held my own.

But they kept coming.

I clocked in a total of 38 warring tribes, each of them intent on coveting the gift card for their own.

I did my best to quell them but they kept coming. They knew Adam Sandler played Smitty on The Cosby Show. They'd grown up with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. NFL franchise teams are what this world was built upon.

They knew - and they kept coming.

Their pens broke, their answer sheets got water on them, the team next to them was using some sort of electronic device - but through all of the pain and competition, they persevered.

Teams doubled and were successful. Some took guesses and were elevated to know they'd scored points for their team. The camaraderie was alive and you could feel it in the air. A pin could drop while the reading of the questions took place and you would have been able to determine where it had landed and the size of the pin, that's how quiet it was.

They were intent, listening, thirsting for knowledge.

These humans - they aren't so bad after all.

 

Except for the one that threw up in the urinal. He sucks.

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 10096 Double Downton Abbey 87 37 1.000
2 Definitely Cheating 69 36 0.973
3 11008 I Blame Obama 68 35 0.946
4 Quizlamic State 65 34 0.919
5 Not Gay But I'll Suck a Dick 64 33 0.892
6 11211 Harley + Ivy 62 32 0.865
7 13489 Car Pie 59 31 0.838
8 The British Are Coming 57 30 0.811
9 Le Tits Now, Chris 56 29 0.784
10 Ships 53 28 0.757
11 13171 See You Next Tuesday 50 27 0.730
12 Quizteama Aguilera 47 25 0.689
12 Lick Lick Lick My Balls 47 25 0.689
14 Underground Man 44 24 0.649
15 10180 The Kids Table 43 22 0.608
15 Dark and Stormy Daniels 43 22 0.608
17 10395 Hail hydra! 42 21 0.568
18 Too Lit To Quit 40 20 0.541
19 The Winners 37 17 0.486
19 Cat Ladies 37 17 0.486
19 No Place Like Home 37 17 0.486
22 Tigers 36 16 0.432
23 This Date Hinges On Our Score 33 14 0.392
23 Dilly Dilly 69 33 14 0.392
25 13506 Nicolas Cage Exploded My Heart 31 13 0.351
26 Outlaw and Ninja 30 11 0.311
26 American Hustlers 30 11 0.311
28 Big Fact Hunt 29 10 0.270
29 2 Peckered Billy Goats 27 9 0.243
30 The Quizlamic State Two 26 8 0.216
31 Bison Dicks 25 7 0.189
32 Big D at the Kids Table 24 6 0.162
33 Hot Apple Pies 23 5 0.135
34 2 Girls 1 Guy 17 4 0.108
35 Spank my Ass And Call Me Mr President 16 2 0.068
35 Better Late Than Never 16 2 0.068
37 Nothing Matters 10 1 0.027
38 No Glove No Love 8 0 0.000