The final show before Christmas proved that the misfit toys ruled the yard. A wire-to-wire win for Hermaprhodite Barbie, winning the game only by virtue of them turning in their pen!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Hermaphrodite Barbie Comes In Her Own Box | 54 | 9 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | 10251 | Fear of Flying | 52 | 8 | 0.889 |
| 3 | Electoral College Dropout | 44 | 7 | 0.778 | |
| 4 | Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday | 41 | 6 | 0.667 | |
| 5 | Dan Would Know That | 38 | 5 | 0.556 | |
| 6 | I Saw Mummy Tickling Santa's Balls | 36 | 4 | 0.444 | |
| 7 | Public Hoez | 28 | 3 | 0.333 | |
| 8 | Delta | 19 | 2 | 0.222 | |
| 9 | The Kids Are Alt-Right | 17 | 1 | 0.111 | |
| 10 | We Started in Round 5 | 2 | 0 | 0.000 |
