| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 10251 | Fear of Flying | 78 | 10 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Joey Triviana | 71 | 9 | 0.900 | |
| 3 | Sister Celeste | 68 | 8 | 0.800 | |
| 4 | Vladimir Putin on the Ritz | 50 | 7 | 0.700 | |
| 5 | The Number of homeless dudes Sean has blown | 48 | 6 | 0.600 | |
| 6 | Two Talls a Medium and a Small | 43 | 5 | 0.500 | |
| 7 | Hermaphrodite Barbie Comes In Her Own Box | 38 | 4 | 0.400 | |
| 8 | Chicken and One Waffle | 34 | 3 | 0.300 | |
| 9 | Smash Mouth's Early Work | 30 | 2 | 0.200 | |
| 10 | Dan Would Know That | 26 | 1 | 0.100 | |
| 11 | Cleveland | 18 | 0 | 0.000 |
