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| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 179206 | Daniel's Black Dildo with Legs | 71 | 23 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 156427 | Keith Morriesette | 63 | 22 | 0.957 |
| 3 | Obama means family, and family means no one gets left behind. | 60 | 21 | 0.913 | |
| 4 | 179202 | Quiz Khalifa | 49 | 20 | 0.870 |
| 5 | 177732 | Dr. Dubious MonkeyPants | 47 | 19 | 0.826 |
| 6 | 152982 | Sleeper Agent | 45 | 18 | 0.783 |
| 7 | 158769 | Carmona | 44 | 17 | 0.739 |
| 8 | 10213 | Dick City, Population: Wieners | 43 | 16 | 0.696 |
| 9 | 164371 | Send Nudibranchs | 42 | 15 | 0.652 |
| 10 | 179201 | How much are your $5 beers (Inquizatrons) | 39 | 13 | 0.587 |
| 10 | 179198 | Freakazoidz | 39 | 13 | 0.587 |
| 12 | 157594 | Quiz but a scratch. | 37 | 12 | 0.522 |
| 13 | Fist My Bump | 35 | 10 | 0.457 | |
| 13 | 145450 | C U Next Tuesday | 35 | 10 | 0.457 |
| 15 | 105039 | Sparkle Motion | 33 | 9 | 0.391 |
| 16 | 175565 | Pisco sours | 24 | 8 | 0.348 |
| 17 | 179204 | Risky Quizzness | 25 | 7 | 0.304 |
| 18 | 179200 | Not on Epstein List | 24 | 6 | 0.261 |
| 19 | Anal | 20 | 5 | 0.217 | |
| 20 | 179199 | Mamdani Trump 2028 | 18 | 4 | 0.174 |
| 21 | Sally Ride my Shuttlecock | 12 | 3 | 0.130 | |
| 22 | Culver City Social | 14 | 2 | 0.087 | |
| 23 | 179203 | Do you smell that? | 13 | 1 | 0.043 |
| 24 | The Problem Duo | 12 | 0 | 0.000 |