Good to be back! For the drinking round- I had a rep from each team come up and make up a story as to why I missed last week. Grats to Packed to Go! for being the last to go and winning! Way to reference my old-timey villain stache! (See pic)
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 15407 | Purple Monkey Dishwasher | 80 | 9 | 1.000 |
| 2* | 10325 | Pasadena Peeps | 75 | 7 | 0.833 |
| 2 | 19030 | Participation Trophy Wives | 75 | 7 | 0.833 |
| 4 | 54016 | You Not Say Ukraine Weak! | 65 | 6 | 0.667 |
| 5 | Packed to go! | 64 | 5 | 0.556 | |
| 6 | Geno's Beards | 52 | 4 | 0.444 | |
| 7 | 77238 | 2nd Cousins | 47 | 3 | 0.333 |
| 8 | LOUDHOUSE | 46 | 2 | 0.222 | |
| 9 | Team voodoo | 25 | 1 | 0.111 | |
| 10 | TEAM NAME | 19 | 0 | 0.000 |