QUIZ RECAP

Someone once told me that there is no greater glory than winning trivia.

Not graduating from medical school.  Not raising a child.  Not scoring a lead in the next Avengers film.  Not accidentally being sexted by Judi Dench.  Not buying a neon green Ferrari.  Not training a monkey to say "Where are my pants?" Not nabbing a Fast Pass for the new Guardians ride at Disneyland.  Not winning the lottery with the Lost numbers.  Not discovering Judi Dench has a secret crush on you.  Not creating the world's very first workable lightsaber.  Not mastering Bane's voice from Dark Knight Rises.  Not making out with Judi Dench at a bus stop in the middle of May while light rain pours down around you.  Not being the one who gets to wield the Fire ring to summon Captain Planet.  Not having Dame Judi Dench lick your ear in the back booth of the local McDonalds.

That person was right.  A trivia win is worth more than all of those things.

And it's the only way you could ever hope to get Oscar Winner Judi Dench to notice you.