Because...clowns!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 10520 | 3LOL | 81 | 31 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Guess Who Just Made $10 Mil? | 80 | 30 | 0.968 | |
| 3 | Bumgarner/Gillaspie 2016 | 71 | 29 | 0.935 | |
| 4 | Stella!! | 70 | 27 | 0.887 | |
| 4 | 10191 | Trivia Newton John | 70 | 27 | 0.887 |
| 6 | Ribalet Surprise | 69 | 26 | 0.839 | |
| 7 | Lady Maria Shriver Schwarzenegger | 64 | 25 | 0.806 | |
| 8 | Volleyball Practice Was Cancelled | 49 | 24 | 0.774 | |
| 9 | That Mexican Thing Again | 47 | 22 | 0.726 | |
| 9 | C&C Music Factory | 47 | 22 | 0.726 | |
| 11 | 10423 | Bring Back $3.50 Dos Equis | 46 | 21 | 0.677 |
| 12 | Team Brexit | 45 | 20 | 0.645 | |
| 13 | Business School Dropouts | 44 | 19 | 0.613 | |
| 14 | 10569 | Smams | 43 | 18 | 0.581 |
| 15 | Holden M'Groin | 41 | 17 | 0.548 | |
| 16 | Barney's Babes (aka Barney's Bitches) | 39 | 16 | 0.516 | |
| 17 | Paradise | 36 | 14 | 0.468 | |
| 17 | Five Guys | 36 | 14 | 0.468 | |
| 19 | Conor Gillaspie's Steroids | 32 | 12 | 0.403 | |
| 19 | I Thought This Was Speed Dating | 32 | 12 | 0.403 | |
| 21 | Funk You Up | 30 | 11 | 0.355 | |
| 22 | Peg | 29 | 9 | 0.306 | |
| 22 | A Condom Can't Prevent a Broken Heart | 29 | 9 | 0.306 | |
| 24 | Mexico is Life | 28 | 7 | 0.242 | |
| 24 | Peter Donte | 28 | 7 | 0.242 | |
| 26 | Team Tokyo Drift | 27 | 6 | 0.194 | |
| 27 | Slutty Sluts | 26 | 5 | 0.161 | |
| 28 | Wood Jablome | 21 | 3 | 0.113 | |
| 28 | Dicks Out for Harambe | 21 | 3 | 0.113 | |
| 30 | 10537 | Spaceteam | 19 | 2 | 0.065 |
| 31 | Just Here For The Beer | 11 | 1 | 0.032 | |
| 32 | Kickstarter | 6 | 0 | 0.000 |
