It was a frenzy of a trivia quiz at Barney's Beanery/Westwood Wednesday night, as nearly three dozen teams came to do battle. kibbutz and trash talk each other during two hours of music, laughter and -frankly- a bit of old-fashioned hooking up!
That's right. If what we saw during the quiz is any indication, the college crowd at UCLA abandoned Tinder, Zoosk and Match in favor of meeting prospect lovers the old-fashioned way: face-to-face in a crowded bar, bragging about their latest trivia scores.
Yes, we're talking about YOU, Heather!
We won't tell you what team name Heather and her friends were playing under, or which picture above includes the H-girl. We WILL tell you that although they didn't win the quiz, they most certainly won (and broke) the hearts of at least a few guys last night.
But not Quizmaster Tim! Oh no! I am too old and wise for that foolishness, and no longer vulnerable to the wicked evilness that resides behind the smiles of beautiful women. And again, yes Heather, I'm talking about YOU.
You too, Christy! (See ya next week!)
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | Boats & Hoes | 91 | 33 | 1.000 | |
2* | 10423 | Bring Back $3.50 Dos Equis | 70 | 31 | 0.955 |
2 | Quiz Khalifa | 70 | 31 | 0.955 | |
4 | Watersports Gate | 68 | 30 | 0.909 | |
5 | Sandy Vaginas | 63 | 29 | 0.879 | |
6 | Shia LaBeouf? Fuck Yeah! | 59 | 28 | 0.848 | |
7 | Superteam: James' Dames | 57 | 27 | 0.818 | |
8 | tr@phouse | 56 | 26 | 0.788 | |
9 | Too Many Cooks | 55 | 25 | 0.758 | |
10 | Team Miles | 52 | 24 | 0.727 | |
11 | 10191 | Trivia Newton John | 51 | 23 | 0.697 |
12 | #BBPS | 49 | 21 | 0.652 | |
12 | Ribalet Surprise | 49 | 21 | 0.652 | |
14 | The Golden Showers | 47 | 20 | 0.606 | |
15 | Sluts on Sunset | 41 | 19 | 0.576 | |
16 | Jerk Circle of Life | 38 | 17 | 0.530 | |
16 | Rush Lambada | 38 | 17 | 0.530 | |
18 | Flim-Flam Dirtbags | 37 | 16 | 0.485 | |
19 | Team Voldemort | 35 | 15 | 0.455 | |
20 | LaMelo 4 Heisman | 33 | 14 | 0.424 | |
21 | Spaceteam | 32 | 13 | 0.394 | |
22 | The Free Nationals | 30 | 12 | 0.364 | |
23 | Yums The Word | 28 | 11 | 0.333 | |
24 | Compost | 23 | 10 | 0.303 | |
25 | Tso Young | 22 | 9 | 0.273 | |
26 | Absinthe the Right Answer | 20 | 8 | 0.242 | |
27 | No DramaLama | 18 | 7 | 0.212 | |
28 | Team Chicken | 17 | 4 | 0.152 | |
28 | Sliders | 17 | 4 | 0.152 | |
28 | Blake Wyatt Sucks | 17 | 4 | 0.152 | |
31 | The Scchweedes | 16 | 2 | 0.076 | |
31 | Banana Thugs (feat. Madison) | 16 | 2 | 0.076 | |
33 | SJCB | 15 | 1 | 0.030 | |
34 | Super Camp | 10 | 0 | 0.000 |