Slow night in Westwood. Hardly anybody there at all!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Jeff Probed Me | 94 | 34 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | We Are KMD | 91 | 33 | 0.971 | |
| 3 | Captain Morgan | 90 | 32 | 0.941 | |
| 4 | Britney. Mars. Titanic. | 86 | 31 | 0.912 | |
| 5 | Fess is More | 70 | 30 | 0.882 | |
| 6 | The Wizard Sleeves | 53 | 29 | 0.853 | |
| 7 | Mother of All Jaegerbombs | 51 | 28 | 0.824 | |
| 8 | Bring Back $3.50 Dos Equis | 50 | 27 | 0.794 | |
| 9 | Sexual Selection | 49 | 26 | 0.765 | |
| 10 | My Drinking Team has a Trivia Problem | 46 | 24 | 0.721 | |
| 10 | Shreddin' The Gnar | 46 | 24 | 0.721 | |
| 12 | Bill O'Reilly's Severence Package | 45 | 23 | 0.676 | |
| 13 | Audree Doesn't Know This is a Date | 44 | 22 | 0.647 | |
| 14 | Discount Seniors | 43 | 21 | 0.618 | |
| 15 | Shaving Ryan's Privates | 42 | 20 | 0.588 | |
| 16 | Crouching Woman, Hidden Cucumber | 41 | 19 | 0.559 | |
| 17 | Spicey Seniors | 39 | 18 | 0.529 | |
| 18 | We'll DO IT LIVE!! | 38 | 17 | 0.500 | |
| 19 | #Hire Me 2017 | 33 | 16 | 0.471 | |
| 20 | Dicey's | 32 | 15 | 0.441 | |
| 21 | S'all Good, Man | 31 | 14 | 0.412 | |
| 22 | Village Idiots | 30 | 11 | 0.353 | |
| 22 | Kinky Kids | 30 | 11 | 0.353 | |
| 22 | L Tea Shirt OH! | 30 | 11 | 0.353 | |
| 25 | Glasses 3/5 Full | 29 | 8 | 0.265 | |
| 25 | What Team!? WILDCATS!! | 29 | 8 | 0.265 | |
| 25 | We Thought This Was Speed Dating | 29 | 8 | 0.265 | |
| 28 | Spaceteam | 27 | 6 | 0.191 | |
| 28 | United Chicks of Los Angeles (UCLA!) | 27 | 6 | 0.191 | |
| 30 | Rocco's is Chiller | 25 | 5 | 0.147 | |
| 31 | Tranquilized Ducks | 23 | 4 | 0.118 | |
| 32 | Welcome to the Neighborhood | 22 | 3 | 0.088 | |
| 33 | Dinosaur Jr. | 18 | 1 | 0.044 | |
| 33 | Party Scope | 18 | 1 | 0.044 | |
| 35 | PPCLL | 15 | 0 | 0.000 |
