Seems like Quizmaster Tim is out seeing the world, or something completely different. All I'm sure about is how much fun I have substituting for him here at Barney's. Tonight's winner was a group of teachers and Principals. Go figure! Congratulations Hector's Homies!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Hector's Homies | 103 | 23 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Stacey's Dad is Banging, Too | 90 | 22 | 0.957 | |
| 3 | No, this is Patrick | 83 | 21 | 0.913 | |
| 4 | Jim Voted For Trump | 69 | 20 | 0.870 | |
| 5 | Pure Applesauce | 64 | 19 | 0.826 | |
| 6 | Badal Caps | 63 | 18 | 0.783 | |
| 7 | CharDee MacDennis | 60 | 17 | 0.739 | |
| 8 | Snark Attack | 54 | 16 | 0.696 | |
| 9 | 11819 | Whiskeypedia | 48 | 15 | 0.652 |
| 10 | ACSA | 44 | 13 | 0.587 | |
| 10 | Banjo Quizooie | 44 | 13 | 0.587 | |
| 12 | 10423 | Bring Back $3.50 Dos Equis | 34 | 12 | 0.522 |
| 13 | 11658 | You're a Quizzard Harry | 33 | 10 | 0.457 |
| 13 | The Stragglers | 33 | 10 | 0.457 | |
| 15 | 11820 | Last Place | 32 | 8 | 0.370 |
| 15 | Shower Shotgunners | 32 | 8 | 0.370 | |
| 17 | That's What I'm Tolkien About | 30 | 7 | 0.304 | |
| 18 | We Heart Malta | 29 | 6 | 0.261 | |
| 19 | The U-Terns | 28 | 5 | 0.217 | |
| 20 | Boob Sweat | 26 | 4 | 0.174 | |
| 21 | Whatever | 25 | 3 | 0.130 | |
| 22 | Space Team | 21 | 2 | 0.087 | |
| 23 | TRUMPer Tantrums | 17 | 1 | 0.043 | |
| 24 | Pen15 Club | 14 | 0 | 0.000 |
