| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Michele Obama's Arms | 70 | 26 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Nonculpable Nonfeasance | 52 | 25 | 0.962 | |
| 3 | 10423 | Bring Back $3.50 Dos Equis | 50 | 24 | 0.923 |
| 4 | Gene D, Block's side ho | 47 | 23 | 0.885 | |
| 5 | We Upgraded | 46 | 22 | 0.846 | |
| 6 | Knights of questionable sanity | 45 | 21 | 0.808 | |
| 7 | Puerto No Rico | 42 | 20 | 0.769 | |
| 8 | El Shako Weighto | 41 | 18 | 0.712 | |
| 8 | The Grampas | 41 | 18 | 0.712 | |
| 10 | Ribalet Surprise | 39 | 16 | 0.635 | |
| 10 | Young Pupz | 39 | 16 | 0.635 | |
| 12 | 11494 | Trump University Valedictorians | 38 | 15 | 0.577 |
| 13 | Sex Mix | 37 | 13 | 0.519 | |
| 13 | Who are the Smiths? | 37 | 13 | 0.519 | |
| 15 | 11821 | Boob Sweat | 36 | 12 | 0.462 |
| 16 | Friends from undergrad | 34 | 10 | 0.404 | |
| 16 | Ceasar Salad | 34 | 10 | 0.404 | |
| 18 | Team Rampage | 33 | 8 | 0.327 | |
| 18 | Daddy's Children | 33 | 8 | 0.327 | |
| 20 | Sexy Backs | 29 | 6 | 0.250 | |
| 20 | 11658 | Tim pushed a guy | 29 | 6 | 0.250 |
| 22 | Computer Science | 26 | 5 | 0.192 | |
| 23 | We're gonna win | 22 | 3 | 0.135 | |
| 23 | Daddy | 22 | 3 | 0.135 | |
| 25 | BBQ Club | 15 | 2 | 0.077 | |
| 26 | PBRs every week | 12 | 1 | 0.038 | |
| 27 | That's what I'm Tolkien about | 11 | 0 | 0.000 |
