| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Roger Goddell's deflated balls | 85 | 32 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Michele Obama' s arms | 83 | 31 | 0.969 | |
| 3 | Sec. of State Lavar Ball | 77 | 30 | 0.938 | |
| 4 | The Constant Struggle | 74 | 29 | 0.906 | |
| 5 | Big bailout brand | 73 | 28 | 0.875 | |
| 6 | 3 chicks & a dick | 61 | 26 | 0.828 | |
| 6 | Big Daddy's | 61 | 26 | 0.828 | |
| 8 | # Free Liangelo | 59 | 25 | 0.781 | |
| 9 | 3 + 1 Musketeers | 48 | 24 | 0.750 | |
| 10 | Truck yeah | 47 | 23 | 0.719 | |
| 11 | The Fellowship | 46 | 21 | 0.672 | |
| 11 | Phil's Cowgirls | 46 | 21 | 0.672 | |
| 13 | A very solid birthday | 45 | 19 | 0.609 | |
| 13 | Disaster Apartment & Nicole | 45 | 19 | 0.609 | |
| 15 | Borderline Compitent | 44 | 17 | 0.547 | |
| 15 | Denium Daddy's Girls | 44 | 17 | 0.547 | |
| 17 | At least we're not art students | 43 | 15 | 0.484 | |
| 17 | The Spana Kopitas | 43 | 15 | 0.484 | |
| 19 | That's what I'm Tolkien about | 41 | 14 | 0.438 | |
| 20 | S.K.S.K.S.K. | 38 | 13 | 0.406 | |
| 21 | Cat & frog | 33 | 12 | 0.375 | |
| 22 | Sexual selection | 29 | 11 | 0.344 | |
| 23 | Amanda & others | 28 | 9 | 0.297 | |
| 23 | Snacks | 28 | 9 | 0.297 | |
| 25 | Big Buglar Brand | 22 | 8 | 0.250 | |
| 26 | The Block Chain | 21 | 7 | 0.219 | |
| 27 | Stella | 20 | 6 | 0.188 | |
| 28 | John Stamos | 20 | 5 | 0.156 | |
| 29 | Team P.S.T. | 19 | 4 | 0.125 | |
| 30 | Bacon in a frame | 16 | 3 | 0.094 | |
| 31 | The Thunder Bulls | 15 | 2 | 0.062 | |
| 32 | F.C. Barcelona | 11 | 1 | 0.031 | |
| 33 | Hen Zone | 10 | 0 | 0.000 |
