| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Desma | 48 | 11 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | 10879 | Survivors | 44 | 10 | 0.909 |
| 3 | 11821 | Stella | 42 | 9 | 0.818 |
| 4 | Gravy Bukkake | 41 | 8 | 0.727 | |
| 5 | Turkey Jerkies | 37 | 7 | 0.636 | |
| 6 | Not me | 36 | 6 | 0.545 | |
| 7 | Napoleon Dynamites | 35 | 4 | 0.409 | |
| 7 | Xubachi | 35 | 4 | 0.409 | |
| 9 | F.U. Louis C.K. | 32 | 3 | 0.273 | |
| 10 | Squeaky Fromme | 29 | 2 | 0.182 | |
| 11 | Bring Back $3.50 XX | 28 | 1 | 0.091 | |
| 12 | African Lions | 27 | 0 | 0.000 |
