| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Too Many Cooks | 70 | 15 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | "Moustache" | 61 | 14 | 0.933 | |
| 3 | Raging Skirection | 60 | 13 | 0.867 | |
| 4 | Michele Obama's Arms | 59 | 11 | 0.767 | |
| 4 | Choke me Daddy | 59 | 11 | 0.767 | |
| 6 | Trivia? I hardly know ya. | 56 | 10 | 0.667 | |
| 7 | Oh fuck, we need a name | 55 | 9 | 0.600 | |
| 8 | Eli Manning was robbed | 46 | 8 | 0.533 | |
| 9 | Nicole Mankind | 41 | 7 | 0.467 | |
| 10 | Sam is the Best | 36 | 5 | 0.367 | |
| 10 | Borderline Compitent | 36 | 5 | 0.367 | |
| 12 | Stella! | 26 | 4 | 0.267 | |
| 13 | We stand with Eli | 19 | 3 | 0.200 | |
| 14 | Frank touched my underwood | 17 | 2 | 0.133 | |
| 15 | Our drinking team has a trivia problem | 15 | 1 | 0.067 | |
| 16 | D.T.L.A. | 11 | 0 | 0.000 |
