| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Sean Connery’s toupee | 69 | 18 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | 73315 | LeBrooooooon James | 67 | 17 | 0.944 |
| 3 | The Keylime Liars | 59 | 15 | 0.861 | |
| 3 | Could Be Worse | 59 | 15 | 0.861 | |
| 5 | Street Tacos | 53 | 14 | 0.778 | |
| 6 | 2 dudes walk into a bar | 41 | 13 | 0.722 | |
| 7 | 137329 | Let’s work it out on the remix | 37 | 12 | 0.667 |
| 8 | Paul Thomas Answersons | 31 | 10 | 0.583 | |
| 8 | The sassy bottoms | 31 | 10 | 0.583 | |
| 10 | Warm Crevice | 25 | 9 | 0.500 | |
| 11 | Boston Tea party 😀 | 23 | 8 | 0.444 | |
| 12 | 137332 | Lord Farquaad | 22 | 7 | 0.389 |
| 13 | 5 Stars No Drama | 21 | 6 | 0.333 | |
| 14 | 137331 | Aunt Lers | 16 | 3 | 0.185 |
| 14 | Claude’s Friends | 16 | 3 | 0.185 | |
| 14 | A bug gal and some guy she met | 16 | 3 | 0.185 | |
| 17 | Meatjuice | 10 | 2 | 0.111 | |
| 18 | Warm crevice | 0 | 0 | 0.028 | |
| 18 | A bug gal and some guy she met | 0 | 0 | 0.028 |
