QUIZ RECAP

Everyone came out to Boondocks to party and quiz it up, and as the coolest people in the world usually do, I showed up 15 minutes fashionably late. Wanted to feel special walking through the door and having you all stare at me. You know how I roll, yo. Quizmaster-in-Training and future Mr. Taylor Swift, Trevor, manned the fort in my brief absence, and we were happy to have him tackle a couple rounds.

Jah Love left at Round 3 after procuring 9 points, and we made it Gypsy Fuck's personal goal to top that and actually earn their fourth place ranking. Without any help from Eminem or double-down mishaps on our Smith and super sports rounds, they pulled it off by one point -- whoo!

Pretty much everyone in Hop On My Jetski was a baby (or, at least in two separate places as a sperm and an egg) when half of the World Series and Super Bowl wins took place, so tonight was not very kind to them. But they did work their butts off to earn that $10 third place prize, so no sharing with the other half of your team that neglected to show up!

Deciding the top dog was pretty much all on the shoulders of Chick-a-Fellatio, who were not only so drunk that they didn't even get the pun in their team name right, but they didn't register their team name at kingtrivia.com! Had they done so, they might've had to have a tiebreaking showdown with Knobheads, who actually dropped the ball with a double-down oopsie daisy in Round 6 (2006 wasn't even an option to choose from!). Chick-a-Fellatio will just have to settle for $20 in Boonbucks and a bruised ego instead.

Not a bad way for the Knobheads to end the night, though -- they went home with $30 in Boonbucks, and are amped up to reign supreme at this weekend's Tournament of Champions! Good luck to you guys!