| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 82905 | Ya Ya Yass | 72 | 15 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 88104 | Janky Freshwater Bitch Fish | 63 | 14 | 0.933 |
| 3 | 52881 | The Possums | 52 | 12 | 0.833 |
| 3 | Callie’s Birthday Bitches | 52 | 12 | 0.833 | |
| 5 | shitting screaming crying throwing up | 45 | 11 | 0.733 | |
| 6 | 78706 | Adam Levine is ugly | 42 | 10 | 0.667 |
| 7 | blue balls team | 41 | 9 | 0.600 | |
| 8 | 88112 | The Gablemans | 38 | 8 | 0.533 |
| 9 | 88102 | Whopper whopper whopper whopper, junior, double, triple whopper | 36 | 7 | 0.467 |
| 10 | 88121 | Empty heads | 30 | 6 | 0.400 |
| 11 | Bug Brains | 29 | 5 | 0.333 | |
| 12 | 88119 | Tell your mom to stop adding me on LinkedIn, I already know what she’s good at. | 27 | 4 | 0.267 |
| 13 | 88108 | Maddog’s Mamas | 26 | 2 | 0.167 |
| 13 | 88113 | All my homies hate Ticketmaster | 26 | 2 | 0.167 |
| 15 | 88101 | FIFTEEN FIFTEEN THIRTY | 22 | 1 | 0.067 |
| 16 | 88122 | blah blah blah play | 20 | 0 | 0.000 |
