| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Filthy Thieving Bastards | 74 | 11 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Wiener Wiener Chicken Dienner | 56 | 10 | 0.909 | |
| 3 | 131400 | Coming Soon to VHS | 48 | 9 | 0.818 |
| 4 | 37502 | No Pants Party | 46 | 8 | 0.727 |
| 5 | Monafluerysa | 41 | 7 | 0.636 | |
| 6 | 131393 | Kielbasa | 35 | 6 | 0.545 |
| 7 | M&M | 28 | 5 | 0.455 | |
| 8 | 131399 | Spencer | 24 | 4 | 0.364 |
| 9 | pants party | 19 | 3 | 0.273 | |
| 10 | Golakers | 15 | 2 | 0.182 | |
| 11 | 💛💜 | 14 | 1 | 0.091 | |
| 12 | Meow team | 0 | 0 | 0.000 |
