It was a close crawl to the top tonight with newbie teams TEAM TIFFANY and WHO GAVE THAT PUPPET A TRICYCLE? proving themselves as fierce competitors among regulars. Team NOT THE MUPPETS got their wish this week with an *entirely Muppet-free* game and a big double in a big, BRAT-ty double in the theme round. Congratulations, teams - see you next week!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Team Tiffany | 60 | 8 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Not the muppets | 59 | 7 | 0.875 | |
| 3 | Who gave that puppet a tricycle? | 53 | 6 | 0.750 | |
| 4 | Coming Soon to VHS | 52 | 5 | 0.625 | |
| 5 | 103948 | Good Night NHL Season | 34 | 4 | 0.500 |
| 6 | 133932 | Blazing Wieners | 28 | 3 | 0.375 |
| 7 | 37502 | No Pants Party | 26 | 2 | 0.250 |
| 8 | 137049 | LegendScholarly | 22 | 1 | 0.125 |
| 9 | Fuck Florida | 6 | 0 | 0.000 |