A tisket, a gasket, a toilet seat gasket! There were nothing but winners tonight because we had only three teams, and one of y'all showed up at the last minute with the rest of your team trickling in during round one.
You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
Larry: Lollygaggers!
Skip: Lollygaggers.
Fresh from a trip to Cabo, the Cabo Warriors had a successful Double Or Nuff'm ("'Nuff'm', eh? Lyle!") In round 5 to make it a 3 point game.
In the end, Alternative Facts took first with 47 points, Cabo Warriors ended up second with 44, and Mockingbirds come in third with 38.
Wednesday, I'll be at the southwest location, so come on out! Bring tit friends! Bring your family! Bring your enemies so you can crush them, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 10122 | Alternative facts | 47 | 2 | 1.000 |
2 | 10121 | Cabo Warriors | 44 | 1 | 0.500 |
3 | 10508 | Mockingbirds | 38 | 0 | 0.000 |