QUIZ RECAP

The event was too amazing for words!

I will of course attempt anyways. We start off with a minor speaker malfunction, so we had to use other methods to play, but that didn't stop the contestants from laughing and chiming curiously. Now, we have Jet Lam and This Ability fighting for first the game as they always do, when suddenly during Round 3, they mustered a double down successfully!! Yet, the team in the back, whose first time it was at FC Pizza, also doubled down successfully!! With no one successfully guessing the mystery person, we moved into Round 5 and 6 with similar scores. Out of nowhere, Quack Pack showed us their knowledge of Real Wrastling to double down successfully on Round 6! Now, during the Final Round, we go in with first and second place only differing by one point. With all anticipation, I began counting the scores...but wait! The scores are now tied! Like the KC Chiefs, Jet Lam was now in overtime. I pull out the one question to end all questions, the tie breaker. Oh no, its a sports question. Jet Lam's miraculous lead was overcome, they could see the first place prizes in the distance, but they knew their lack of sports knowledge would cost them this game. Quack Pack knew their sports, guessing right on the money. After two month without victories, they finally done it! One team cheered, winning not only $25, but Karl Strauss merchandise. The other, clapping honorably in defeat. "We'll get them next week," they shouted, without reservations.

We Can't forget about the real winners tonight: Earnie and Peter, for winning the two round of free beer. Peter won the one beer round after Round 5 for getting his paper ball into the trash can (basketball hoop), while notable, not nearly as much as Earnie's determination for free beer! After Round 2, I decided to mix things up. "Wall squats!" I shouted menacingly. For Four and a half minutes, one by one they gave up, their legs not invigorated enough by cheapness. Somehow, even after beating Zen man and looking constipated, Earnie out-squatted everyone! Congratulations!!