| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 87897 | Finger Lickin’ Good | 74 | 16 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 26557 | Where Is the Fire? | 65 | 15 | 0.938 |
| 3 | 81511 | Garbagetown | 64 | 14 | 0.875 |
| 4 | 40006 | Our Logic Is Undeniable | 53 | 13 | 0.813 |
| 5 | Dixie Normus | 46 | 12 | 0.750 | |
| 6 | 87895 | Dirty, Squirty, and Conniving | 40 | 11 | 0.688 |
| 7 | 84660 | Family (Dom Toretto voice) | 39 | 7 | 0.453 |
| 7 | Presidential Document Recovery Coalition | 39 | 7 | 0.453 | |
| 7 | 31605 | Fuck Nolan | 39 | 7 | 0.453 |
| 7 | extra ranch, please? | 39 | 7 | 0.453 | |
| 11 | 87246 | Hypeland!!! | 34 | 6 | 0.375 |
| 12 | 87904 | Holy smokes! | 31 | 5 | 0.313 |
| 13 | 87896 | Frenchies | 25 | 3 | 0.219 |
| 13 | Crest Views Finest | 25 | 3 | 0.219 | |
| 15 | 87901 | Cokaigne | 24 | 2 | 0.125 |
| 16 | welcome to the schmidt show | 20 | 1 | 0.063 | |
| 17 | Glutegans | 18 | 0 | 0.000 |
