QUIZ RECAP

When Hephaestus, God of Carpentry, saw Poseidon, God Of The Sea, unresponsive and on his back from intaking too much water from a tsunami he accidentally started, he thought: "Aw, man. Do I even KNOW C.P.R.?" He quickly summoned Xerxes, God of Abreviations, and asked: "How do you do C.P.R.?" and Xerxes was like: "Who needs C.P.R.?" and Heph was like: "Poseidon" and Xerx was all: "Now that's irony!" Suddenly Poseidon sat up straight as a spear, barfed up approximately twenty quartz of sea water, looked at Heph and said: "Between drowning, not drowning, and getting frenched by you, I'll take not drowning, thank you." Heph was like: "No one's more relieved than I!" As Poseidon stood and got his cod piece back on straight, he whispered to Heph: "No one must know of this. If word got out that the God Of The Sea needed C.P.R. from almost drowning, they'd never let me back in the water." Heph agreed. This would be the second promise to a god he'd made in the last week. Elektra, Goddess Of Lightening, had been struck by--yes--lightening just last Thursday, right in time for Heph to witness it. "You didn't see a thing!" she screamed at him. Heph was fast losing the title God Of Carpentry and gaining the title God Of Shut The Hell Up. But you know who didn't shut the hell up? Everyone playing trivia last night at The Hyperion Public on trivia night! Let's talk!

For The Drinking Round, Trivia Team took the title with the best impression of Rocky Balboa that has ever been attempted. A free shot and he was good!

But taking all the marbles last night was Globo-Chem with 60 American points! Great for them! And great for everyone who comes out to the Hyperion Public every Monday night for King Trivia fun!