| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Satanic Nightjars | 58 | 10 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | 48336 | Dungeon Kitchen | 56 | 9 | 0.900 |
| 3 | 115043 | The team that drifted into pier 66 | 43 | 8 | 0.800 |
| 4 | EA Sports | 42 | 7 | 0.700 | |
| 5 | MARIAH HAS DEFROSTED !!! | 38 | 6 | 0.600 | |
| 6 | 104247 | Blue Team | 35 | 5 | 0.500 |
| 7 | 115048 | Cleveland Slammers | 34 | 4 | 0.400 |
| 8 | 115052 | I want the free app | 33 | 3 | 0.300 |
| 9 | 26232 | Dildo of Consequence | 27 | 2 | 0.200 |
| 10 | 115049 | Suck it Trebek | 20 | 1 | 0.100 |
| 11 | Satanic Nightjars | 0 | 0 | 0.000 |
