| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 179427 | The team that signed up as organ donors just for the chance to be inside me someday | 56 | 4 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 179436 | I guess he had 2 big beautiful bills… | 44 | 3 | 0.750 |
| 3 | 138930 | Happy Little Dum Dums | 40 | 2 | 0.500 |
| 4 | 179424 | The Crab Legs | 32 | 1 | 0.250 |
| 5 | 179408 | Tally Boys | 29 | 0 | 0.000 |
