| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 29415 | Y'all MOTHERFUCKERs | 62 | 5 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 29838 | Scratch and sniff 3.0 | 48 | 4 | 0.800 |
| 3 | 27736 | Facts Machine | 40 | 3 | 0.600 |
| 4 | 29417 | Insert clever name here | 34 | 2 | 0.400 |
| 5 | 29847 | Miller Lightz | 28 | 1 | 0.200 |
| 6 | 29846 | Tax Haven Space Station | 24 | 0 | 0.000 |
