| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Shut up liver. You’re fine! | 73 | 8 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Thatsnotarealbaby | 68 | 7 | 0.875 | |
| 3 | 115167 | Pazuzu | 64 | 6 | 0.750 |
| 4 | Sherlock Holmies | 55 | 5 | 0.625 | |
| 5 | 76724 | Just Lori and the Holograms | 54 | 4 | 0.500 |
| 6 | The whole enchilada | 48 | 3 | 0.375 | |
| 7 | 86240 | I Hate My Cousin | 42 | 2 | 0.250 |
| 8 | Santa’s got a brand new bag | 39 | 1 | 0.125 | |
| 9 | Dirty 30s (30th bday!) | 30 | 0 | 0.000 |
