| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 141771 | Crisco Inferno | 59 | 15 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 145022 | 2129 | 44 | 14 | 0.933 |
| 3 | Geezers | 36 | 13 | 0.867 | |
| 4 | Bo$$y | 35 | 12 | 0.800 | |
| 5 | Aubrey Plaza’s future exes | 34 | 11 | 0.733 | |
| 6 | JJJ | 31 | 10 | 0.667 | |
| 7 | Rebel Scum | 30 | 9 | 0.600 | |
| 8 | 142827 | Where Middle Earth is Gondor San Diego? | 38 | 8 | 0.533 |
| 9 | Witless Belgians | 37 | 7 | 0.467 | |
| 10 | 135168 | Westmont Drinking Team | 36 | 6 | 0.400 |
| 11 | Jamonium | 31 | 5 | 0.333 | |
| 12 | SMRT Tribia | 28 | 4 | 0.267 | |
| 13 | 11873 | FUNKY WAGNALLS | 31 | 3 | 0.200 |
| 14 | Xxx chromes | 23 | 2 | 0.133 | |
| 15 | AC | 13 | 1 | 0.067 | |
| 16 | Rebel Scum | 0 | 0 | 0.000 |
