| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Natural and Artificial Flavors | 62 | 7 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Alternatively Facts | 38 | 4 | 0.714 | |
| 2 | Big Phallus Booty Palace | 38 | 4 | 0.714 | |
| 2 | A whalepoop sniffing dog named oscar | 38 | 4 | 0.714 | |
| 5 | PooPoo Point Scholar Ballers | 35 | 3 | 0.429 | |
| 6 | Boom | 30 | 2 | 0.286 | |
| 7 | These Are Not The Drinks You're Looking For | 28 | 1 | 0.143 | |
| 8 | Roy Moore's Daycare | 16 | 0 | 0.000 |