| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1* | 50420 | Two Long Islands and a Quesadilla | 66 | 18 | 0.974 |
| 1 | Barcuterie | 66 | 18 | 0.974 | |
| 3 | 80073 | Microplastic breast milk slushie: spring 2023? | 65 | 17 | 0.895 |
| 4 | Angela Lans-buried | 64 | 16 | 0.842 | |
| 5 | 80103 | Oh brother | 59 | 15 | 0.789 |
| 6 | Mail quail | 58 | 14 | 0.737 | |
| 7 | 80088 | Team Binx | 55 | 11 | 0.596 |
| 7 | 76178 | Marinara Trench (but Spooky) | 55 | 11 | 0.596 |
| 7 | Cream Dream Team | 55 | 11 | 0.596 | |
| 10 | 80079 | White men can't hop | 52 | 9 | 0.500 |
| 10 | quiz in your pants | 52 | 9 | 0.500 | |
| 12 | 80102 | Three Muskateers | 36 | 8 | 0.421 |
| 13 | 80144 | The Ave Rats | 34 | 7 | 0.368 |
| 14 | 79616 | Sorry I’m late | 31 | 6 | 0.316 |
| 15 | 80104 | The Bellingham baddies | 20 | 4 | 0.237 |
| 15 | 80138 | Rats | 20 | 4 | 0.237 |
| 17 | Mabbie | 17 | 3 | 0.158 | |
| 18 | ykooooops | 0 | 0 | 0.018 | |
| 18 | Mabbie | 0 | 0 | 0.018 | |
| 18 | Mabbie | 0 | 0 | 0.018 |