| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | The Never Nudes | 70 | 23 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Duchess Babies | 67 | 22 | 0.957 | |
| 3 | 87829 | In third place | 60 | 21 | 0.913 |
| 4 | youtuber goober noobers | 57 | 20 | 0.870 | |
| 5 | Husky Gentlemen | 54 | 19 | 0.826 | |
| 6 | 87785 | Breaking News: Classified Documents Found in Pence's Asshole | 53 | 18 | 0.783 |
| 7 | the shooting stars | 51 | 16 | 0.717 | |
| 7 | Get out of my swamp | 51 | 16 | 0.717 | |
| 9 | 87773 | Party Girls | 50 | 14 | 0.630 |
| 9 | Aurora Ladies of the Night | 50 | 14 | 0.630 | |
| 11 | Hip-hop-a-twat-amus | 49 | 13 | 0.565 | |
| 12 | 84136 | Hazed and Confused | 47 | 11 | 0.500 |
| 12 | Wrecked ‘em? Coulda killed ‘em! | 47 | 11 | 0.500 | |
| 14 | 81033 | Stupid Steins | 43 | 9 | 0.413 |
| 14 | 87775 | Senior Peter | 43 | 9 | 0.413 |
| 16 | 87796 | Rear-end developers | 39 | 8 | 0.348 |
| 17 | Corn Casserole | 38 | 7 | 0.304 | |
| 18 | Luna^2 | 37 | 6 | 0.261 | |
| 19 | Bottom of the barrel | 35 | 5 | 0.217 | |
| 20 | They call it skim because it’s milk spelled backwards | 32 | 4 | 0.174 | |
| 21 | Breece Hall | 26 | 3 | 0.130 | |
| 22 | Blue team | 24 | 2 | 0.087 | |
| 23 | help | 0 | 0 | 0.022 | |
| 23 | LWYMMD | 0 | 0 | 0.022 |