| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 117672 | The Pineapple Express gets me wet | 59 | 17 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 117660 | Henry Kissinger? More like Henry Kissing'deez nuts | 47 | 16 | 0.941 |
| 3 | Quizzing our Pants | 46 | 15 | 0.882 | |
| 4 | Harold's backup team | 38 | 13 | 0.794 | |
| 4 | Wizened Woodies | 38 | 13 | 0.794 | |
| 6 | Straight Outta Catawba | 37 | 12 | 0.706 | |
| 7 | 117685 | Mojo Dojo | 36 | 11 | 0.647 |
| 8 | 117678 | Kissinger of death | 35 | 10 | 0.588 |
| 9 | 117666 | Complex Cat Conflict | 33 | 9 | 0.529 |
| 10 | 117671 | EggKnockers | 29 | 8 | 0.471 |
| 11 | Middle Finger Rafting | 28 | 7 | 0.412 | |
| 12 | Binkle | 23 | 5 | 0.324 | |
| 12 | Six SLUTS a’singing | 23 | 5 | 0.324 | |
| 14 | 117720 | 4 years and many beers | 21 | 4 | 0.235 |
| 15 | Rooney | 20 | 3 | 0.176 | |
| 16 | 117684 | Blondies | 13 | 2 | 0.118 |
| 17 | 117689 | Atmospheric River | 0 | 0 | 0.029 |
| 17 | H | 0 | 0 | 0.029 |