| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Bar Stool Softeners | 72 | 14 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Poster nutbag | 61 | 13 | 0.929 | |
| 3 | 125166 | Sexiled to the Ravenna Diaspora | 56 | 11 | 0.821 |
| 3 | 84136 | Hazed and Confused | 56 | 11 | 0.821 |
| 5 | 125126 | Ope! Let me squeeze right past ya! | 54 | 10 | 0.714 |
| 6 | Robot sunscreen | 49 | 9 | 0.643 | |
| 7 | Taylor Swifts Private Jet | 47 | 8 | 0.571 | |
| 8 | Pilsner Pissants | 44 | 7 | 0.500 | |
| 9 | Poised Magical Fierce & Beautiful | 33 | 5 | 0.393 | |
| 9 | 125174 | 80085 | 33 | 5 | 0.393 |
| 11 | The Tricycle | 31 | 4 | 0.286 | |
| 12 | 112800 | Beer Pressure | 30 | 3 | 0.214 |
| 13 | 125182 | My dad gave me his E bike | 24 | 2 | 0.143 |
| 14 | Henry hen hen | 17 | 1 | 0.071 | |
| 15 | 125144 | Vibe revive | 14 | 0 | 0.000 |