| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Aurora Beer-ealis | 72 | 14 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Charlie's Angels | 62 | 13 | 0.929 | |
| 3 | We slept through the Aurora | 56 | 12 | 0.857 | |
| 4 | 133419 | low expectations | 53 | 11 | 0.786 |
| 5 | Happy Birthday 🇮🇱 | 51 | 10 | 0.714 | |
| 6 | 133430 | Bumi’s Fan Club | 43 | 8 | 0.607 |
| 6 | Slapsgiving | 43 | 8 | 0.607 | |
| 8 | 133427 | LowEST expectations | 41 | 7 | 0.500 |
| 9 | Survival of the littest | 28 | 6 | 0.429 | |
| 10 | giggling gaggle of girls | 26 | 3 | 0.238 | |
| 10 | Cunning Linguists | 26 | 3 | 0.238 | |
| 10 | if anyone makes their team name a pun about the northern lights i swear to god | 26 | 3 | 0.238 | |
| 13 | 133413 | Cunning Linguists | 24 | 2 | 0.143 |
| 14 | Pharm Gorlz | 5 | 1 | 0.071 | |
| 15 | Low Expectations | 0 | 0 | 0.000 |