| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | We're Werewolves, not Swearwolves | 69 | 11 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | 110172 | We Are Arming Ourselves With Knowledge | 57 | 10 | 0.909 |
| 3 | 145084 | Statistically Insignificant | 45 | 9 | 0.818 |
| 4 | Struggling | 47 | 8 | 0.727 | |
| 5 | Baja blasted | 46 | 7 | 0.636 | |
| 6 | Kentlake Falcons | 45 | 6 | 0.545 | |
| 7 | 145066 | Poodle sweater | 47 | 5 | 0.455 |
| 8 | 86091 | Barbara Walters, feminist icon or lizard person? | 35 | 3 | 0.318 |
| 8 | 145072 | Lettuce | 35 | 3 | 0.318 |
| 10 | 145065 | Class of Zeros | 28 | 2 | 0.182 |
| 11 | Smarty Pints | 22 | 1 | 0.091 | |
| 12 | Pilsnerds | 10 | 0 | 0.000 |