QUIZ RECAP

Trivia Night Recap: The Battle of the Brainiacs (and Boozers)

Round One: It was a four-way tie right out of the gate as There’s No Crying in Trivia, KABAM!, The B-Sharps, and Hey Siri all flexed their general knowledge muscles. Turns out, knowing the capital of Mongolia and the chemical symbol for gold really sets you apart at parties.

Round Two: There’s No Crying in Trivia took sole possession of the lead, proving they know more about TV cousins than anyone should reasonably admit. Who knew the best way to dominate trivia night was a PhD in “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” family tree?

Round Three: There’s No Crying in Trivia continued their sugar rush of success, this time conquering the sweet world of desserts and… beach activities? Nothing like pairing crème brûlée with a well-executed game of frisbee.

Round Four: Enter The B-Sharps, who swooped in like rockstars to steal the lead after correctly identifying Debbie Harry as the mystery person. Somewhere, Blondie is singing “One Way or Another,” and it’s about their inevitable victory.

Round Five: The B-Sharps stayed on top by crushing a “Find the Connection” round all about city nicknames. Who knew The Big Apple and The Windy City would be key to trivia domination? Meanwhile, Hey Siri was last seen yelling “Hey Siri, what’s the nickname for Cleveland?” into their phones.

Drinking Round: There’s No Crying in Trivia won the mid-game drink-fest by somehow remembering the name of the first web browser. Because nothing says “let’s take a shot” like shouting “MOSAIC!” at the top of your lungs.

Round Six: The B-Sharps kept the streak alive with an impressive showing in the “Match the Original Name to the Company” round. No one knows how they instantly linked “BackRub” to Google, but we suspect a time machine or dark magic.

Round Seven: The B-Sharps sealed their victory in the final round by proving they know way too much about Twilight characters and British royalty. Was Prince Harry actually Team Edward? We may never know.

At the end of the night, The B-Sharps were the ultimate trivia champions, There’s No Crying in Trivia won the drinking round, and Hey Siri is still trying to get their phones to answer questions for them. Until next time, folks—study up, drink responsibly, and never underestimate the power of useless knowledge!

See you all next week!

-James