QUIZ RECAP
Thirteen teams entered the trivia arena, but only one could emerge victorious. With brains sharpened, drinks flowing, and enough bad puns to make a dad blush, the trivia war began.
Round One: The Con-Quiz-tadors took an early lead, proving their General Knowledge was better than everyone else’s… which is like being the smartest person at a seminar for cardboard boxes, but hey, points are points!
Round Two: The B Sharps hit the high note with their encyclopedic knowledge of actors who played U.S. Presidents. Who knew their secret weapon was binge-watching political dramas and cheesy biopics?
Round Three: Still rolling like a hot potato, The B Sharps showed their expertise on Irish food. Turns out all that corned beef, cabbage, and questionable Guinness consumption paid off.
Round Four: The mystery person round had everyone sweating bullets, but The B Sharps cracked the code by guessing Mrs. Puff. If you didn’t see it coming, then clearly you haven’t spent enough time under the sea.
Round Five: In a stunning twist, KABAM! exploded onto the leaderboard by dominating the Find the Connection round about math terms. Their strategy? Counting on their fingers and whispering, “Please be multiple choice.”
Drinking Round: The Trivia Divas stole the show in the drinking game playing the card game Hi/Lo, proving that while they might not have all the answers, they definitely have all the shots. Someone hand them a trophy or at least some Gatorade.
Round Six: Back from their victory lap, KABAM! matched breeds to animals like a kid with a sticker book and too much caffeine. Their knowledge of random critters was downright unsettling.
Round Seven: Finally, KABAM! claimed the night with their dream knowledge. Whether it’s Freud, lucid dreaming, or just knowing the meaning of that nightmare where you show up to trivia naked, they had it all covered.
So, after seven rounds, one drinking game, and approximately 1,452 jokes about team names, KABAM! stood triumphant. As for the rest of the teams, they went home with memories, hangovers, and the knowledge that Mrs. Puff is, in fact, a certified legend.
Have a great St. Patty's Day, everyone...and see you next week!
-James
