QUIZ RECAP
Trivia Recap: 7 Rounds, 1 Buzzed Intermission, and a B-Sharps Dynasty
Round One: The night kicked off with a classic free-for-all of General Knowledge, where brain cells were stretched, coffee was sipped with purpose, and The B-Sharps and KABAM! burst out of the gate like two caffeinated Jeopardy contestants fighting over the buzzer. But ultimately, The B-Sharps hit the right note and took the early lead. Milk ‘n’ Cookies, meanwhile, may have been more milk than cookies.
Round Two: Fictional athletes were the name of the game, and The B-Sharps kept their trivia batting average at .1000. They nailed every imaginary jock from Happy Gilmore to Willie “Mays” Hayes, while There’s No Crying in Trivia lived up to their name by quietly sobbing into their beer over forgetting Air Bud.
Round Three: We swung wildly from Famous Winners to the Victorian Era—because who doesn’t think of Oscar winners and cholera outbreaks in the same breath? The B-Sharps continued their reign, proving once and for all they are both historically refined and disgustingly well-read.
Round Four: The mystery person? Katherine Heigl. The mystery to us? How The B-Sharps keep doing this. With a disturbingly fast ID of Heigl based on a photo of a blurred rom-com poster, they left the other teams saying, “27 guesses later and we’re still wrong.”
Round Five: A Find-the-Connection round all about Steve Carell, which The B-Sharps handled like Michael Scott organizing a Scranton branch trivia night. From Brick Tamland to Gru, they pieced the puzzle together and stayed on top. City Girls, meanwhile, kept asking if Steve Carell was in Gossip Girl.
Drinking Round Intermission: Just when the trivia tension needed to be sedated with alcohol, the Drinking Round hit—and it was about The Riddler’s costume. As in, the thing that guy wears while making life hard for Batman. There’s No Crying in Trivia swooped in with a costume critique worthy of a Gotham fashion blog and claimed victory, proving that they might not know fake athletes, but they do know how to accessorize with question marks while holding a beer.
Round Six: Back to business with a college town matching game, and surprise surprise—The B-Sharps were still running this thing like an Ivy League admissions officer. Kiss My Axe made a valiant attempt, but kept insisting Hogwarts was in Vermont.
Round Seven: The final round rocked out with top-billed Coachella artists, and The B-Sharps wrapped it up like a surprise Sunday set by Beyoncé herself. They knew their headliners, their festivals, and probably what color lanyard you need for backstage access. The Edjuh Macayders tried their best, but sadly confused Ice Spice for a new Starbucks drink.
Final Thought: Seven rounds, one drinking detour, and The B-Sharps never let go of the mic. The rest of the teams fought bravely, occasionally correctly, and always hilariously. Here’s to next game—may the trivia odds be ever in someone else’s favor.
See you next week!
-James
