QUIZ RECAP

Many people have asked, "Which is more exciting - Chapter 15 of David Cameron's new memoir, in which the former UK Prime Minister gives a lengthy rundown of his 2011 budget cuts, or Monday night King Trivia at Rocco's Tavern in Culver City, California?" Friends, I am here to tell you that it is definitely the latter!

Throughout the evening, The Royal Penis Is Clean and Orange Is the New Trump battled for the lead as fiercely as Marty McCarthy and I battled for the lead in our kindergarten production of "Goldilocks and the Three Bears." TRPIC eventually took the game with a triumphant double in Round 6. (Marty is a successful lawyer now, so I guess I won, too!)

The Survey Slam drinking round went to Boardwalk 11, a team who truly have the pulse of the people.

A wonderful night was had by all. I'm not even upset over the question about Texas Tech athletics, even though their basketball team eliminated my alma mater from the NCAA tournament this year.

See you next Monday!