BRING YOUR GROWLERS AAAAAHAHHHAHAHHHHH
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 10923 | Tragedy + Taxes | 58 | 11 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Race Car Backwards | 53 | 10 | 0.909 | |
| 3 | 10901 | 3.5 Dog Night | 51 | 9 | 0.818 |
| 4 | Those People | 49 | 8 | 0.727 | |
| 5 | 10904 | Bad JuJu | 43 | 7 | 0.636 |
| 6 | We're Bad at Math | 40 | 6 | 0.545 | |
| 7 | 10772 | Alcohol: For teachers, by teachers | 38 | 5 | 0.455 |
| 8 | Trap Queens | 33 | 4 | 0.364 | |
| 9 | I'm Not a Doctor, But I'll Take a Look Anyway | 27 | 3 | 0.273 | |
| 10 | The X's | 26 | 2 | 0.182 | |
| 11 | Dammit Brittany | 24 | 1 | 0.091 | |
| 12 | Honey Badger Don't Care | 23 | 0 | 0.000 |
