| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 73850 | Phoenixians | 73 | 5 | 1.000 |
| 2 | San Francisco Chest Pain | 51 | 3 | 0.700 | |
| 2 | Vote Haley; Caucus Trump | 51 | 3 | 0.700 | |
| 4 | 18128 | Twinkie Time | 47 | 2 | 0.400 |
| 5 | Bday Slay | 38 | 1 | 0.200 | |
| 6 | 123611 | How to lose a gay in 10 days | 21 | 0 | 0.000 |
