| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 109121 | 3 Brain Cells | 72 | 8 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 168006 | Quorum Breakers | 70 | 7 | 0.875 |
| 3 | 73850 | Phoenixians | 66 | 6 | 0.750 |
| 4 | 182972 | Oily Josh | 57 | 5 | 0.625 |
| 5 | Fucknados | 55 | 4 | 0.500 | |
| 6 | 176616 | Trivial pursuit of DAT ASS | 45 | 3 | 0.375 |
| 7 | Google it, cowards | 32 | 2 | 0.250 | |
| 8 | Nuke the Whales! (Gotta nuke something) | 22 | 1 | 0.125 | |
| 9 | Word games are fun | 0 | 0 | 0.000 |
