Dammit Jim, I'm a Quizmaster, not a recapper! Oh, there were Kazoos though...and a weird dream about Quiz In My Pants. :-/
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | I'm Russian To War | 60 | 9 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Manfeelings | 54 | 8 | 0.889 | |
| 3 | 10278 | Phallus in Wonderland | 49 | 7 | 0.778 |
| 4 | Mouserat | 45 | 5 | 0.611 | |
| 4 | You Know Nothing About Trivia, Jon Snow | 45 | 5 | 0.611 | |
| 6 | Stegonauts | 42 | 4 | 0.444 | |
| 7 | 10284 | Quiz in my Pants | 40 | 3 | 0.333 |
| 8 | I Can See Russia From My White House | 38 | 2 | 0.222 | |
| 9 | Are We Out Of The Drought Yet? | 28 | 1 | 0.111 | |
| 10 | If You're Not First, You're Last | 10 | 0 | 0.000 |
