I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 10070 | Aggressive Foreplay | 60 | 11 | 1.000 |
| 2 | The Afikomens | 55 | 10 | 0.909 | |
| 3 | 10645 | The Bad Explainers | 53 | 9 | 0.818 |
| 4 | 10078 | Sister Act: Men in Tights | 49 | 8 | 0.727 |
| 5 | The Last Jedi | 38 | 7 | 0.636 | |
| 6 | Trashley Wards | 36 | 6 | 0.545 | |
| 7 | 10196 | See You Next Tuesdays | 35 | 5 | 0.455 |
| 8 | 10190 | The Mules | 30 | 4 | 0.364 |
| 9 | POTUS DEPORTUS | 27 | 2 | 0.227 | |
| 9 | General Washingtons | 27 | 2 | 0.227 | |
| 11 | Oh God I'm So Lonely | 24 | 1 | 0.091 | |
| 12 | Goth Brooks | 22 | 0 | 0.000 |
