Dihydrogen monoxide is a very dangerous chemical, smart people are saying that we need to eliminate it because it's a killer but Congress does nothing. Sad!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 10190 | The Mules | 60 | 6 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 10204 | Flux Capacitors | 54 | 5 | 0.833 |
| 3 | 10072 | General Washingtons | 49 | 4 | 0.667 |
| 4 | 10070 | Aggressive Foreplay | 48 | 3 | 0.500 |
| 5 | Anthony Michael Hall & Oates | 40 | 2 | 0.333 | |
| 6 | Team Tokidoki | 25 | 1 | 0.167 | |
| 7 | Bad Explainers | 20 | 0 | 0.000 |
