First week of the tourney,
the game is afoot!
We'll find out who knows things;
Who's bad and who's good!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 10070 | Aggressive Foreplay | 72 | 11 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 10608 | Trashley Wards | 60 | 10 | 0.909 |
| 3 | 10204 | Flux Capacitors | 56 | 9 | 0.818 |
| 4 | Conjugal Visitors | 55 | 8 | 0.727 | |
| 5 | Lone Wolf | 52 | 7 | 0.636 | |
| 6 | Lowest Score Wins | 49 | 6 | 0.545 | |
| 7 | 10072 | General Washingtons | 45 | 5 | 0.455 |
| 8 | Ask Jeeves | 43 | 3 | 0.318 | |
| 8 | Your Mom's First 100 Days | 43 | 3 | 0.318 | |
| 10 | 10190 | The Mules | 40 | 2 | 0.182 |
| 11 | Stonewall Andrew Jacksons | 30 | 1 | 0.091 | |
| 12 | End of the Bar | 21 | 0 | 0.000 |
