Tonight's King Trivia at The Oaks Tavern featured so many lead changes, you'd think it was an awkward high school couple attempting their first dance at the prom. Definitely Not Virgins, Keep My Team Name Out Ya Fuckin' Mouth, and Jizz Taylor all held the lead at some point in the game. I Wish This Microphone Were a Dick were the ultimate winners, thanks to being gassy. I mean they know a lot about about gasses in the periodic table.
Apologies to the team that answered Round 7 with an offer of $50 to say they won. I'm afraid the only bribes I accept are bootleg videos of The Weather Channel from the 1980s.
See you all next week for more King Trivia at The Oaks!
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 69005 | I wish this microphone were a dick | 77 | 6 | 1.000 |
2* | 59176 | Keep my Team Name out ya fuckin mouth | 76 | 4 | 0.750 |
2 | 70256 | Jizz Taylor | 76 | 4 | 0.750 |
4 | 70261 | Definitely not virgins | 48 | 3 | 0.500 |
5 | 54976 | Hoes | 45 | 2 | 0.333 |
6 | 70259 | Mediocre First Date | 44 | 1 | 0.167 |
7 | 70258 | Fideos | 8 | 0 | 0.000 |