During tonight's King Trivia at The Oaks Tavern, a small pig named Wilbur walked in and noticed a spider on the wall. "Hey," said Wilbur, "that spider is weaving a message in its web!" "What does it say, my porcine pal?" I replied.
The extruded silk told us that Door City Over Here impressed her when they scored 20 points in the Matching Round, as did Tequila Tots with a perfect Final Round. The final thought of the proteinaceous posting was how happy our arachnid acquaintance was that Damn It, Kim came in third while also winning the Drinking Round.
With that, Wilbur headed for the door and, without a goodbye, trotted out into the warm Sherman Oaks evening. "Rude!" proclaimed the spider who then added, "Oh wow! Speaking is a much easier form of communication that stringing words out my butt."
See you next Wednesday for more King Trivia at The Oaks.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 96828 | Door City Over Here | 71 | 8 | 1.000 |
2 | 72345 | Tequila Tots | 65 | 7 | 0.875 |
3 | Damn it, Kim! | 63 | 6 | 0.750 | |
4 | 59176 | RUMPLE FORESKIN | 61 | 5 | 0.625 |
5 | Obi Wan Kan Blow Me | 55 | 4 | 0.500 | |
6 | 96829 | playing through the fire and flames on expert difficulty | 51 | 3 | 0.375 |
7 | 17544 | Ceviche | 37 | 2 | 0.250 |
8 | Propane | 25 | 1 | 0.125 | |
9 | 96837 | Billie | 5 | 0 | 0.000 |