Y'all need to crank those country tunes.
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 11071 | The Zambonis | 58 | 13 | 1.000 |
| 2 | The Ontologists | 51 | 12 | 0.923 | |
| 3 | 11685 | And In Last Place | 46 | 11 | 0.846 |
| 4 | 10452 | I'm not Legally Allowed to Say this name | 43 | 10 | 0.769 |
| 5 | 10451 | #EtTuBrute? | 42 | 8 | 0.654 |
| 5 | 10751 | Pubettes | 42 | 8 | 0.654 |
| 7 | Meticulously Probing Uranus | 40 | 7 | 0.538 | |
| 8 | I'm dRuNk?!!?! | 31 | 6 | 0.462 | |
| 9 | Joh Trivi-olta | 30 | 5 | 0.385 | |
| 10 | Fuck Bitches, Get Money | 28 | 4 | 0.308 | |
| 11 | Over Easy Eggs | 26 | 3 | 0.231 | |
| 12 | Suhh Dudes | 19 | 2 | 0.154 | |
| 13 | C&S | 8 | 1 | 0.077 | |
| 14 | The New Lows | 5 | 0 | 0.000 |
