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| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 11685 | And In Last Place | 45 | 18 | 1.000 |
| 2* | 12127 | It only took 7,670 days to legally drink | 44 | 16 | 0.917 |
| 2 | Suhhh Dudes | 44 | 16 | 0.917 | |
| 4 | 10751 | Pubettes | 43 | 15 | 0.833 |
| 5 | Face Down (Gl)ass Up | 42 | 14 | 0.778 | |
| 6 | The Pub Butts | 41 | 13 | 0.722 | |
| 7 | Inland Empire Strikes Back | 38 | 12 | 0.667 | |
| 8 | Team Tyrion | 36 | 11 | 0.611 | |
| 9 | Not That Drunk | 35 | 10 | 0.556 | |
| 10 | Flash me Pat | 33 | 9 | 0.500 | |
| 11 | The Empty Orchestra | 32 | 8 | 0.444 | |
| 12 | The Sound Six | 31 | 4 | 0.306 | |
| 12 | The North Remembers | 31 | 4 | 0.306 | |
| 12 | Senior Señores | 31 | 4 | 0.306 | |
| 12 | Team Topless | 31 | 4 | 0.306 | |
| 16 | 10451 | #HoustonShoutout | 24 | 3 | 0.167 |
| 17 | Thundercatz | 21 | 2 | 0.111 | |
| 18 | Ornelliam | 18 | 1 | 0.056 | |
| 19 | Team A, the A Team | 17 | 0 | 0.000 |
